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The Pharmaceutical Song - New Original Standup Piano Parody

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Better Quality Version Uploaded Here: https://youtu.be/wDd6oHd531g Website: http://thealanallenshow.com Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/TheAlanAllenShow Twitter:https://twitter.com/AlanAllenShow A new take on a Tom Lehrer Classic- The Elements Song. Although I love standup comedy, I believe that I am better suited to convey my humor through solo piano. With Tim Minchin as my most current muse, as well as other musical comedy geniuses, Victor Borge, Allen Sherman and Tom Lehrer, I am trying to bring the genre back into the spotlight. Hopefully the conservatives here in The States, will one day catch up to the rest of the world and stop taking offense at everything that doesn't meet their standards of morality. Please subscribe, comment, re-post and share if you like it. Lyrics: MODERN MAJOR MEDICAL There's Percocet and Percodan and Darvocet Amoxycillan Phenobarbitol and Paracetamol and Oxycontin Lipitor and Lidocaine and Pennicillin Prednisone And Co-deine Hoodia Promethazine and Methadone Valium and Celebrex and Thorazine Klonopin Lithium and Nexium Abilify and Ritalin Zoloft Zyrtec Ambien and Nizorol And Ventolin and Vicodin and Insulin and Tylenol Test-os-ter-one Viagra Cialis Abilify Pyrin-itramide and Thalidimyde Butabarbitol Oxazapam and Clozapine Flurazipam Halazapam and Aderall and Rogaine Those are for serious conditions let's do those for recreation There's Mescaline and Psilocybin Peyote Ketamine And Opium and Crack Cocaine and Heroin Amphetamines And Methamphetamines and Alcohol and Cannibis And PCP and Morphine Ecstasy and Nicotine Angel Dust Rufies Goofie Bo Bo Meow Meow Dexies Crossies West Coast Turnarounds Tic Whack Ice Glass Easy Lay and Cryptonite Rain-bows Jellies Whizbang and Dynamite There's Double Trouble Prime Time Fry Daddy Ready Rock Caspers Cookies Easy Lay and Toss Ups Goofballs Golf Balls Eight Balls Speed Balls Skunk Chronic Indica Marijuana Ganja Let's talk about side effects Please be careful not to operate heavy machinery It may give you constipation Cardio Myopathy Diarrhea Vomiting and difficulty swallowing And Nervousness Incontinence and Dizziness and Impotence Dry Mouth Headaches Suicidal Tendancies Seizures Lesions Complicated Pregnancy Temporary Nausea Homosexuality Anal Leakage Anal Fissures Dual Personality Chest Pain Neck Pain Occasional Dyslexia Laryngitis Gingivitus Hyper-Pyrexia Paranoia Loss of Vision Frequent Urine Indecision If you get into a car you may wind up in a collision I'm sure that they have not yet discovered them all Just get me out of bed when they invent Fukitol
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Текстовые комментарии (22)
Chris Jones (1 год назад)
The Special Interests (2 года назад)
Great...and love the doggie!
peoplestandup.ca (4 года назад)
Great job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Antonis Grr (4 года назад)
Incredible! :D
Tom Burnard (4 года назад)
not really original though is it? amateur transplants.
TheAlanAllenshow (5 лет назад)
Thanks for the love Rose. Took forever to memorize that piece.
Rose Collins (5 лет назад)
This is fantastic! Really well done.
TheAlanAllenshow (5 лет назад)
OK Just noticed that this tune is slightly out of sync. It's the video not me I promise.
TheAlanAllenshow (5 лет назад)
Oh who's the clever one now? YOU ARE!
Ofelia Ipote Lopez (5 лет назад)
Aaaaa, I see... Hence the "fruity" fillings.
TheAlanAllenshow (5 лет назад)
Ofelia Ipote Lopez (5 лет назад)
what awesome substance has homosexuality as a side effect?
Brandelynn Rachelle (5 лет назад)
The dog has excellent rhythm. Head like a metronome.
Raane23 (5 лет назад)
I wanna be famous too! Quote me!!
TheAlanAllenshow (5 лет назад)
Where's that song idea Miller?
TheAlanAllenshow (5 лет назад)
What the h*ll are you talking about???????
TheAlanAllenshow (5 лет назад)
Can I quote you on that?
Raane23 (5 лет назад)
This is hilarious. Amazing talent from an amazing man!
Terri Yow (5 лет назад)
Go read medical dictionary pill are food pill have side effect eat right and vim
Terri Yow (5 лет назад)
The dog just stay there lol
Gabby Rants (5 лет назад)
You made my day-- just taking a break between seeing patients.
Jesse Miller (5 лет назад)
HighLarious! Your a funny man Allen

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